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★★★★★☆😂❤

5:45 buddy checking out Seagal's hair like wtf?

This movie stinks

★★★★★☆

That was an awesome movie review LOL I used to love Steven Seagal Under Siege was awesome but it seems like he's trying to recreate that I think it's just time for him to retire

★★★★★☆😂

From mind of a third grader hopped up on red vines a Meth 😅😅😅😅😅

I got have more license plates 🤣😂🤣😂

Three pawns in a row on the right side! Both players! 😅 If you're not convinced seagulls movies are utter shit by now, try to see one for at least 10 minutes without getting completely annoyed. Don't feel guilty if you like his movies. Remember, for some odd reason, people decided to act or try to act in his movies. The majority of those people thought they were going somewhere, most ended their acting careers before they even started thanks to seagull

That's Bill Moseley :O I didn't even notice. I never notice when it's Bill Moseley, strangely.

"May the best man or Segal wins" LMFAO

Breen is obviously trolling😂

That was so funny

Amazing video. But if you think that it is the worst movie ever, than you have seen nothing yet

"The Country Music legend... That's right... Steven Seagal."

"and that it always can." Running scene. R.O.T.F.L. Bravo.

I can’t be the only one who recognised the music at 5:20 as the chase music from olddtime101shorts….

I NEVER HAD A BEARD!!!

He writes his own movies... right?

Wait... I don't get it.

Is he homeless? 😂

The film is already unbearable so can you maybe try and not make the narration also unbearable? Thanks.

Im watching this on my birthday 🎉 i love this channel, thank you.

Kuh Bassa?

ну как же смешно, каждый его фильм лютая дичь

Can anyone else recommend any super dope 80's, early 90's action movies?

Steven 'Eco Terrorist' Seagal. Vile.

Sho'Nuff is the Master 🕶️✊💥✔️

I absolutely lost it when he blew something up for the 3rd time 😂

That is another one that was quite entertaining back then … but could not compete with the other early 90s action movies … the last real Seagal Blockbuster … I initially thought … but that was Executive Decision … which came after Under Siege 2 … his speech in this one here was ridiculous …

I hope Steve is watching this and going back to the South Park episode so he can see how to find his "Safe Space".

That one back then was kind of entertaining … even though his fighting was always ridiculous … bitch slap … arm wobbling … pushing around …

Seagal always stuck on the 90s, when action heroes are all mass murderer

Missile arms 😂

Did that mf really pull a direct TV dish out his trunk 😂😂

Best Video ever!

I’ve watched the 2:04 moment 300,000 times since 9 o’clock this morning.

How do you eviscerate a movie while showing it reverence at the same time and it not a be a dumpster fire? Fucking genius.

Fk man, you should see Maines ID from the 90s

Knowing that Space Ice will eventually run out of Steven Seagall movies to shit on makes me sadder than I can explain.

I t was great movie up there with Top Gun easily

Lols

Friends I just bought the Sho'Nuff t-shirt on Amazon, will cherish it for life

Man , you are the Seagal of narration

Thank you Space Ice. This was an excellent example of modesty portrayed by the near divine.

This review of Con Air cured my constipation! Thanks Space Ice !

The main villain of his movie is Japanese Tyler Durden, who's the Anti Seagal. He's in shape. Actually IS ASIAN and the only people he murders for no reason is other bad guys. Lol. Doesn't that make him the Hero and Seagal the Villain? 😆😆

Dwamn man Van Damme can pop dat azz like a mf 16:23

I appreciate there is probably a significant budget difference between this and a Seagal film. But for God sake this is actually bloody atrocious. I don't really understand the whole "so bad it's good" lark or at least I don't appreciate it, but I cannot see what is remotely entertaining about this. Even as a sperg, someone who is quite robotic and monotone, I can't help but feel frustration from the complete lack of any effort whatsoever from ANYONE on this set. All the character and soul of a sandbag. At least a Seagal films LOOKS like a film. I'm not talking about the stupid plot or the characters etc. I'm referring to the general lack of anything. There's nothing remotely worth watching in this thing. The presentation is atrocious, the camerawork non-existent and the dialogue would have more grip to it of it was read aloud by a text to speech software from 2007. At least with the Seagal stuff we can laugh and roll our eyes, scratch our heads in bewilderment as a plot vanishes like a mirage or runs us up a random alley to Red Herring avenue. But even Seagal films have a scene or two that wouldn't be out of place in some actually decent films. This shit however has nothing at all in it that I cannot actually remember anything I saw a few minutes ago, nothing stands out, there's nothing clever, no attempt to squeeze the most out of the probably minute budget (Who Killed Captain Alex for example, they tried their hardest and it damn well showed), nothing. I don't even know if I can watch this anymore. This must've tanked the critiques watch time because its just irritating to watch. Breen(m) or whatever his name is (I don't care enough to check) needs to understand that if he wants filmmaking to be profitable that there must be something worth seeing, even to take the piss at. But this is so awful its insulting. How dare someone waste our time with something so lazy. You're better off watching a black screen to save battery and data. If you can't be good, then maybe try being unforgettable, memorable. But you can't even take on board anything to remember in the first place. I genuinely think Seagal films are orders of magnitude more entertaining than whatever this is, even if they're not tickling us how Seagal would want. And at least we'll remember Seagal, even if its as the utter despicable, putrid sludge of a man that he is.

Lol